Anonymous Asked
QuestionOne of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career? Answer

danofthetubes:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle

GOD DAMMMNNNNNNNN

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

dumblevehk:

msrmoony:

y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists

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turbro:

terezi-pie-rope:

dad-rock-davos:

itsfullofstars:

Coldest Star Found—No Hotter Than Fresh Coffee

According to a new study, a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.

Dubbed CFBDSIR 1458 10b, the star is what’s called a brown dwarf. These oddball objects are often called failed stars, because they have starlike heat and chemical properties but don’t have enough mass for the crush of gravity to ignite nuclear fusion at their cores.

With surface temperatures hovering around 206 degrees F (97 degrees C), the newfound star is the coldest brown dwarf seen to date.

Keep reading.

I’m gonna…I’m gonna touch it..

What if I just- put my hand-

I mean you’d still sear off your flesh but you’d survive.

my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO

my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

hold-my-tea:

majorsarcasm19:

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

#me

You all realize this is us in about 20 years.

That Dobby in the corner is terrifying

(Source: summerfinns)

wolf-and-kitten:

Money and pussy. That’s what it’s all about.

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

balkhy:

balkhy:

swaggity psy do not cry

oppa gangnam smile

im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this